Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.

There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no one independence quite so important, as living within your means.

Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it's eight times as good as any other method.

You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common --- they both should be changed regularly and for the same reason!

People are always shouting they want to create a better future. It's not true. The future is an apathetic void of no interest to anyone. The past is full of life, eager to irritate us, provoke and insult us, tempt us to destroy or repaint it. The only reason people want to be masters of the future is to change the past.