A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

Is life so wretched? Isn't it rather your hands which are too small, your vision which is muddied? You are the one who must grow up.

I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician's car, after I threw them there.

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.

Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.