The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time

A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign.

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or democracy?

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.