Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician's car, after I threw them there.

To be undecided in this elect ion is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good.

Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or democracy?