I'm on a government watch list. But I'm not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.

The powerful are like a compressor, they will grind into paste everything on their way

A large chair does not make a king.

If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.

May the boldest fear and the wisest tremble when incurring responsibilities on which may depend our country's peace and prosperity, and in some degree the hopes and happiness of the whole human family.

When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine