We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

Let what will be said or done, preserve your sang-froid immovably, and to every obstacle, oppose patience, perseverance, and soothing language.

All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.

To speak a language is to take on a world, a culture.

It's not really masturbating if you're jacking your clone off. It's more like politics.