Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative.

The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.

The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.

I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.

I had a dream about you. You were storing my brain in a pickle jar in the fridge, and I only discovered it when I went to garnish my hamburger. Mindless and hungry, I was a US politician's ideal voter.

Four-fifths of all our troubles would disappear, if we would only sit down and keep still.