How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

One thing is clear: The Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens would pay nearly half of everything they earn to the government.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of production and trade...

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

On Undecided Voter s: "To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chick en? " she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broke n glass in it?