In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Don't vote, it only encourages them.

I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.

Live as if you were a country and other people as other nations. Then learn politics