Politics should make a thief, a roué, and a pessimist of anyone but I don't believe I am any of them...

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.

In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public office of trust or profit in the Republic. But I do not repine, for I am a subject of it only by force of arms.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

We are the change we have been waiting for.

The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them.